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There are times when it might be nicer not to have Treo 650.

You see, early this afternoon, just as I was in the middle of helping three ninth-graders solve e-mail and logon problems with their iBook computers, my Treo 650 rang on my belt. In the space of 30 seconds, I answered the phone and my doctor informed me that, while most of my sugar levels were "okay," my triglyceride level read a whopping 781 on my latest blood test. The good doctor went on to explain that he will prescribe more drugs and that he wanted me to see his "cholesterol counselor" as soon as possible. We then promptly hung up. Can you say, "Holy Stroke-Out, Batman!"

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